CMPB MED CHECKUP

-_- ok bad day... med checkup today... sian... so today im gonna tell u all abt it so u wont act like a noob like me... haha
1 the guard house... walk and turn right to the VISITORS PATH... rmb always look on the FLOOR FOR DIRECTIONS... follow the FOOTPRINTS!
den walk to the cmpb building n register urself

2 take photo... MAKE UR OWN BLUDDY HAIR!!! cos tt fag will comb it like a glf like style... haha n pls shave b4 goin there as well

3 registration AGAIN by walking right thru the doors... n wait till ur called

4 eye exam... check if ur blind and colourblind... simple shit... waste of time cos the guy asks for the 3rd last line from front to back and vice versa

5 hearing test... simple but u look retarded esp when u lift ur hand up so many times... like suffering from fits or something... HAHAHA n ps... the sound is really soft so listen properly for ANY sound cos its in a soundproof room so just lift ur hands fast

6 piss n prick... another simple test for us ppl who did THOUSANDS of dipsticks and then its a fingerprick by some NOOB who pokes right in the middle... test is for bld O2 and G6PD (BH!!! URS WILL COME UP POS!!!) WAHAHAHAHA

7 oral... no not that... dental... check ur teeth den x-ray ur teeth... my brain feels queezy already lol...

8 chest x-ray... strip off ur top n take an x-ray... i had to do 2... clowns... gave me a defective x-ray plate... now my wbc all got fizzed... im immunocompromised!!!! haha

9 height and weight... shit la im like FAT AGAIN... good news and bad news... i got 24kg of body fat means i was warm throughout most of the times where i was half naked... which was abt an hour or so... n the bad news is tt i have to hit the gym AGAIN... hopefully theres some babes there so i can fish at the same time... lol

10 bp measurement... damn them... took mine 4 TIMES!!! prolly the 1st one i flexed n it reached 190... norm is 110 btw... so tts SKY HIGH!!! neways... my heart beat really fast la... abt 100bpm... those noobs didnt noe abt tt n kept taking it over n over again... keep reading the same results of 140 something... now i have to go back AGAIN for the 24 hrs bp test... clowns... n im temp in pes D... sian

11 ecg... disgusting part cos they never clean after each use... EWWWW!! heng nobody b4 me was like the 40 yr old virgin... lol

12 consultation... strip down to ur birthday suit n cough... WTF rite? n they stare at ur balls... to see if u got hernia or not... lame sia... n ask u abt ur med history...

13 insult ur iq test... real waste of time this one... 1hr plus of kid shit qn...

14 survey form of abt 10 pg long... dun circle strongly agree all the way... u'll noe y when u read those trick qn... lol HA IM SMARTER THAN TT OK!!! U CANT TRICK ME!!! HA!

15 go back to the front n give the pink form back to the counter

n wif tt u have just wasted abt 4hrs of ur life... ENJOY!!!

haha ps dun go alone... luckily for me... i met my acs barker fren there by chance... he looked diff but his face shape still kina same... den i was really hesitant but mustered up the balls to ask: are u joel? den luckily it was him or i'll be kinda malu... haha

neways i didnt have time to go collect my nano but instead my dad won a shuffle!!! lol banked in money to colin's acc den went to msia for some r& r... turned out to be a f*cking long jam... tks to some ASS CLOWN BUS DRIVERS... hog the whole damn lane... haha

hope u guys learn something from my clownish experience... n rem to wear shorts... n not ur most butt-hugging one tt drops very easily... like wad i did today... n i forgot to wear a belt as well... sian... oh n u can go wadever time u want... as long as its on the day itself... ps lunchtime has nobody... morn is CRAMMED!!!

damn... just found out tt the nano guy ps us... no more nano... SOBX!!!