BOOKOUT AGAIN :D

YAY! i just love book out days... hahaha well mon we had to weigh ourselves... im now 73.5KG!!! OMFG!!! means i lost like 4.3KG till date! woohoo! hahaha timed my 2.4 when i was damn shagged... clocked 14:28... FAIL! NOOOO!!!

also learnt BCCT (BASIC close combat training) kinda fun... ma bu was a killer... hahaha den that night we came up with the "powder bath" treatment... that is whoever is doing something that pisses us off... we strip the fella n powder his balls n ass with prickly heat powder! hahaha super fun for us, super freezing for his balls... WAHAHAHA!

played more SOC... can do all except the rope!!! -_- cos the right technique must be used... can do it with hand power lor... but i cant do it using the technique... -_- so pissed that day... tried soooo many times till my hands had rope burn... sob sob...

our platoon now has a mascot! its a small chick... sparrow i think... we found it during ET run... really cute... :D

SAF parade day... so lame... but the night b4 tt must fold n iron our "smartest 4" den night time went for haircut... WTF rite?!?!?! so short liao still go n cut... -_-zzz sob sob... back to enlistment day that feeling...

went for 3 click route march with rifle... somehow not shagged this time round... hahaha den had GAC... used a dummy grenade... quite fun also... den had area cleaning... hahaha we seriously cleared out the whole place! flipped the bed etc... the "dust ball" we swept up was HUGE! hahaha but then we powdered surain cos he was telling us some crap as usual... he turned from black to white in a matter of seconds! WAHAHAHA damn funny but then area cleaning we got pumped 10 cos 5 was for his boots having powder and another 5 for us laughing... other than that oour bunk was CLEAN!!! hahahaha

BOOK IN DAY... :(

SIANZ... book in days r kinda fucked up... nvm so went for lunch with esther at cine at galilee & friends... haha i had salad... can u imagine that! haha cos somehow my system cant really take that much oil nowadays... n i dun really wanna have chicken... cos its chicken everyday in camp! -_- haha but had rootbeer float after that... :P

went to paragon toys "r" us... hahahaha so outta place sia... but felt like a kid once again... took a few pics of me botak... -_- lol den we went to wisma... this time i felt outta place cos it was at a cosmetics shop called the face shop to shop for nail polish... hahaha den went to flash n splash to see some boardshorts... GSS must buy some sia... n some smaller sized t-shirts :P hahahaha flipped thru some shirts at flesh imp den took a cab home n rushed off to camp... sianz

BOOK OUT DAY II

YEAH! feels great to smell sg air... lol lotsa shit happened this week... n finally i can OTOT train at nite after RO le... yay! (otot is short for own time own target used actually in the giving of commands during shooting) yea speaking of shooting... played IMT... so fun! then wed had imt test... missed 2 targets from perfect again! ARGH! hahaha nvm la i'll do better next time cos we did buddha clap n twinkle twinkle little stars b4 the test... hand super weak by then... lol wed also did 3km route march... too easy... but quite tiring oso la... going to lose my voice soon... bluddy tekong cough... must be the water la...

thurs i volunteered to do guard duty! hahaha so we took part in the flag lowering parade... really great experience... den i got the post of prowler... which is the pair that walks around the school... the evening shift not that scary... but the nite shift... omg... there are several areas so dark i cant see my hands! hahahaha n some areas just sends chills down my spine... didnt see "anything" la but heard lotsa stories pertaining to my coy cos its the nearest to the jungle... correction, next to the jungle... hahahaha yea so the only wierd things that happened to me n my buddy was the knocking sounds behind the metal barrier and the walkie talkie giving out screeching sounds... :S but too shagged to bother... just wanna finish my shift... lol so now i got blistered feets... sob sob... somemore they never let us have our guard rest... still gotta do friday's training... SHAGGED!!! haha but somehow i managed to pass the first aid test! esp the CPR part... scored full marks! hahaha but still im not certified to do it la... so dun go fainting on me anytime soon... lol

book out day!!! SO HAPPY! though tired... but saw a great view of 2 rainbows set against the hilly tekong landscape... wad a great view... n its 2 rainbows somemore... all the more special with bookout day hahaha took the train home... felt kinda wierd cos i gotta pass thru orchard tt stretch... im in my smart 4 btw... n a huge field pack... fucked up... nvm so did my laundry... its soooo much easier with a washing machine... LOL

BOOK OUT BOOK OUT DAY!

WOOHOO!!! IM BAAAAACCCCK!!!~~~ LOL so its been 2 weeks instead of 3... my bad... lol yep went to tekong resort... really! its really like a resort sia! the view is AWESOME! every meal time i'll stand n admire the view out to sea with sg island in the horizon... lol its really like a resort la... white sandy shores, great sea breeze, sleepable beds n edible food... but abit bland... yea so 2 weeks in ns... really fun... cos its "love week" aka no pushups n all the commanders have a smiling face on... -_- slack training too... zzz yea so i washed my laundry everyday handwash somemore... better den a maid sia... lol area cleaning oso... machiam maid training camp... WAHAHAHA! yea so im in G company... gryphon! haha like harry potter sia... :P n its like im in skool 3... cos its the FRIGGIN FURTHEST FROM EVERYTHING!!! LOL yea so summarise tekong wif 3 D's : dirty (vulgarities and everyone stinks) diseased (everyone somehow has the coughing bug... i call it the tekong cough... lol) dusty (area clean den 1hr later u see dust again... think the sergant open a bag of dust every hr or so sia... LOL)

neways go tekong is to feed mozzies man... i got like 60 bites on 1 leg... the other almost abt there oso.. sianz... my leg like mutilated liao... sob sobx!

yea so my 4d is g2412= g for gryphon company, platoon 2, section 4, bunk 12... lol get used to the army lingo man... yea so me being the 2nd last man in the platoon is shiok! lol n i got 2 buddies cos our section has odd no of ppl... :D yea n cos my company so friggin far n just next to tekong jungle... got alot of ghost stories... my section got a few le... dun say here... can ask me personally... LOL

yup so ur iq confirm drop one... cos everything u do is echo... eg serg says the time now is 1615 u must echo 1615 or heads out! or MOVE! etc... -_-zzz so u lose voice oso... cos u shout like mad one la... lose taste oso... cos of the food... :P lose sense of smell cos everyone stinks! LOL

yea lotsa stuff went on la... tts y i keep a diary! O_O lol yea a diary... nvm... gonna summarise wad went on these 2 weeks... erm lets see...

1st nite... stiff neck liao... sleepless night... not used to the damn pillow... look funny botak... or not used to it la... n so stupid... they played michael buble's home on the speakers...

3rd day learnt to set up SBO aka army bra... at nite took malarial pills... omfg... g6pd ones really like biscuit sia... LOL

6th day... vaccinated on both arms! ccb... the medic SUX! n had polio vaccination oso... tastes like stale vodka... LOL

7th day... learnt that buddha clap is HARD! try stretchin ur arms by ur side parallel to the floor den lift up above ur head n clap n back to parallel again... do that for 40 counts of 4... den hold there till ur serg happy... -_-

8th day kiwi my boots till they friggin shine! almost can do upskirt! :X LOL

9th day went to see live firing demo... damn cool! went in to the jungle thru tekong highway to the range via tonner... hahaha its like a rollercoaster ride man...

10th nite... got my wife aka rifle on 2nd week in a weapon presenting parade... tugged so many times... my pc is a damn joker la laugh somemore... lol den i tugged sooo hard it whacked into my chest... lol wa but it was held at nite w/o lighting... can see sg island n changi airport control tower... view was SOOOO SCENIC!

11th day tried out some SOC obstacles: low wall (easy shit) parallel bars (easy too) jump over barbed wires (u gotta be kidding me...) gate (kinda scary) jacobs ladder (SCARY AT THE TOP but fuck it just cheong down lol) hill jump (also gotta be kidding me...)

12th day strip rifle time! learnt from my section serg aragon... really tts his name... he was best rec from ninja com sia! best sispec somemore! n SOC timing 7 mins!!! WTF!!! den i helped ouot in armskote... record time of 2:21 sending arms sia!!! still unbeated till now!!! lol

13th day... sprained my calf... zzz n had footdrill somemore... must endure! OCS HERE I COME!!! lol try la... yup n had my 1st swimming lesson... did aqua jog... so fun but damn tiring...

14th day... IMT session 1!!! aka arcade shooting! lol onli did 25m did foxhole position n prone position... 3.1cm, 4.8cm, 3.2cm and 2.8cm gor grouping! (2 fox 2 prone respectively) not bad sia 1st time... den had rifle technical handling test... in FBO (full battle order: bra, helmet, long 4 aka the camo uniform n boots)... i stripped it in 18sec!!! platoon fastest!!! WOOHOO!!! n prolly company fastest too! lol n my 1st time loading magazine 30 rounds within 1min sia... managed to pass it too! woohoo! all my section mates think im like a undercover terrorist sia... cos my weapon handling is like damn pro... i even beat the 2 ncc ppl in my section sia! lalala

15th day! BOOK OUT BOOK OUT DAY! YEAH! but 1st went for IMT 2! did all foxhole pos... 2X 25m, 4X 100m i got 2.2cm, 3.1cm den 10.7cm, 10.0cm, 8.4cm & 8.4cm n all headshot the canadian bull sia! LOL sharpshooter! yea! den serg fucked us for singing the bookout song... goes like this: today is out bookout day! bookout bookout! today is our bookout day! bookout bookout day hey! no more reveille, no more bmt, no more sergent fucking me bookout bookout day yay! ahahaha so he made us march detour back to company... asshole... but what the fuck... yea so i went for a massage after bookout sia... my dad arranged one... TKS DAD! yea n i weighed in at 78kg... now im 74!!! wtf! with such slack training!!! omg... even my mom said my face so shagged... lost alot of weight... almost cant recognise me when pickin me up wor... lol yea n funny thing in the morn the radio played michael buble's home again! perfect timing! LOL

ps sorry for all the abusive language sia... go into ns use foul words one... eg fuck n cb are the most used ones... lol

SINGAPORE IDOL, LAST SUPPER, 120th POST

SIGHZ... its tmr... the all expense paid trip to tekong resort... 10am tmr... hahaha so i did some last min packing b4 going to skool for a sinful lunch of kfc wif hr n jz... den went to taka wif hr to buy some batteries for the torchlight n a tube of travel washing detergent...

went home for a while n took a nap den went to watch the singapore idol results show wif esther... hahaha my 1st time at an sg idol live show... kewl! hahaha but we ALMOST couldnt sit inside cos our seats were sort of like the "extra" kind... to fill up seats kind... luckily we got to sit inside n even got a lanyard hahaha

finished the show n we walked out to hail a cab... haha actually the cab came n drop the passenger in front of us... lol so heng... den went to ps to have dinner/supper... cos the sg idol thingy actually starts af 830 but must reach there at 645... was kinda hungry thruout the show... lol not much strength to cheer tt loudly hahaha met up wif bh n cl n had cartel :D thou onli esther n i were the ones eating... so i had the chicken chop... new one... forgot the whole name... den had oreo cheesecake :D YUM! hahaha ok indulge la cos tmr is gonna SUX BIGTIME!!! hahaha n i sorta "loaned" my fav parka (jacket wif a hood) to esther... i dun think i'll be needing it anytime soon these couple of weeks... hahaha



ah well went home feeling kinda bitter sweet... i guess i'll just down a glass of peach vodka to calm my nerves b4 i go n slp tonite... TEKONG RESORT HERE I COME!!! hahahaha so gonna miss lotsa ppl n stuff... but must LIVE STRONG!!! haha ya i love tt livestrong band... such a morale booster... too bad i cant wear it to camp either...

FISH N CO, DAVINCI CODE, XMEN LAST PART MUST SEE!!!

YEAHOO!!! yup so i went to skool to pick up the spare hp batt from danny... hope its enuf... cos my mom wants to call back whenever possible... aka every nite... lol well chilled out in skool wif bh jz n danny... n saw a GIGANTIC ANT!!! hahaha yup so i bored la n took a pic... ya so its a NORMAL SIZED petri dish... so go figure how big the friggin ant is... hahaha den toked to fraser abt uk uni stuff...




me n bh went to bugis where i met up wif my cousin... bh went to shop around... lol... yup so i went to "seal" my talisman... wa takes lotsa skill n d&t hahahaha so after tt we went to bai bai at the temple there... forgot wads its called but its kinda famous la... long time since i prayed there... haha said the longest prayer to date... plus a little something extra :P hahaha den headed back to bugis... hahaha guess wad! i saw 2 uncle sams giving out jaywalking tix! hahahaha n tts the 2nd time tt happened at bugis le... as in I seeing it happening la... n its $20 for jaywalking... so pls if ur at bugis... DUN JAYWALK! hahaha den went to ps n bummed around till sc came from work... den went over to the glasshouse to have dinner :D yea so esther n bh all said tt the platter was the best... so all 3 of us had tt... lol n clam chowder too yum! had some passion fruit drink too... kinda nice... hahaha n this random pic is the kitchen! hahahaha LAME!

walked around down to lido... i got myself A TIX for davinci at 930... den walked around wheelock den sent sc to the bus stop or taxi stand... she cant make up her mind but in the end the bus came... lol so den me n bh walked into the DFS shop... OMFG!!! its SOOOO HIGH CLASS!!! hahaha U HAVE TO GO THERE!!! my god... its higher class than paragon man! LOL okies so den watched davinci ALONE... sob sob... but ok la show kinda far fetched... hahaha dunno y so much hoo-ha... lol yea den took a cab home...

btw... did u noe tt professor x lived? HAHAHAHA didnt noe it till esther told me it was after the credits... O_O RITE??? ok so here is youtube for u la... so dun waste ur money to watch it again... nowonder they r boxoffice #1........ -_-ZZZ haha so the nurse is mystique if u guys didnt notice... n she said "charles?" hahaha DAMNED THEM!!!