BOOK OUT BOOK OUT DAY!

WOOHOO!!! IM BAAAAACCCCK!!!~~~ LOL so its been 2 weeks instead of 3... my bad... lol yep went to tekong resort... really! its really like a resort sia! the view is AWESOME! every meal time i'll stand n admire the view out to sea with sg island in the horizon... lol its really like a resort la... white sandy shores, great sea breeze, sleepable beds n edible food... but abit bland... yea so 2 weeks in ns... really fun... cos its "love week" aka no pushups n all the commanders have a smiling face on... -_- slack training too... zzz yea so i washed my laundry everyday handwash somemore... better den a maid sia... lol area cleaning oso... machiam maid training camp... WAHAHAHA! yea so im in G company... gryphon! haha like harry potter sia... :P n its like im in skool 3... cos its the FRIGGIN FURTHEST FROM EVERYTHING!!! LOL yea so summarise tekong wif 3 D's : dirty (vulgarities and everyone stinks) diseased (everyone somehow has the coughing bug... i call it the tekong cough... lol) dusty (area clean den 1hr later u see dust again... think the sergant open a bag of dust every hr or so sia... LOL)

neways go tekong is to feed mozzies man... i got like 60 bites on 1 leg... the other almost abt there oso.. sianz... my leg like mutilated liao... sob sobx!

yea so my 4d is g2412= g for gryphon company, platoon 2, section 4, bunk 12... lol get used to the army lingo man... yea so me being the 2nd last man in the platoon is shiok! lol n i got 2 buddies cos our section has odd no of ppl... :D yea n cos my company so friggin far n just next to tekong jungle... got alot of ghost stories... my section got a few le... dun say here... can ask me personally... LOL

yup so ur iq confirm drop one... cos everything u do is echo... eg serg says the time now is 1615 u must echo 1615 or heads out! or MOVE! etc... -_-zzz so u lose voice oso... cos u shout like mad one la... lose taste oso... cos of the food... :P lose sense of smell cos everyone stinks! LOL

yea lotsa stuff went on la... tts y i keep a diary! O_O lol yea a diary... nvm... gonna summarise wad went on these 2 weeks... erm lets see...

1st nite... stiff neck liao... sleepless night... not used to the damn pillow... look funny botak... or not used to it la... n so stupid... they played michael buble's home on the speakers...

3rd day learnt to set up SBO aka army bra... at nite took malarial pills... omfg... g6pd ones really like biscuit sia... LOL

6th day... vaccinated on both arms! ccb... the medic SUX! n had polio vaccination oso... tastes like stale vodka... LOL

7th day... learnt that buddha clap is HARD! try stretchin ur arms by ur side parallel to the floor den lift up above ur head n clap n back to parallel again... do that for 40 counts of 4... den hold there till ur serg happy... -_-

8th day kiwi my boots till they friggin shine! almost can do upskirt! :X LOL

9th day went to see live firing demo... damn cool! went in to the jungle thru tekong highway to the range via tonner... hahaha its like a rollercoaster ride man...

10th nite... got my wife aka rifle on 2nd week in a weapon presenting parade... tugged so many times... my pc is a damn joker la laugh somemore... lol den i tugged sooo hard it whacked into my chest... lol wa but it was held at nite w/o lighting... can see sg island n changi airport control tower... view was SOOOO SCENIC!

11th day tried out some SOC obstacles: low wall (easy shit) parallel bars (easy too) jump over barbed wires (u gotta be kidding me...) gate (kinda scary) jacobs ladder (SCARY AT THE TOP but fuck it just cheong down lol) hill jump (also gotta be kidding me...)

12th day strip rifle time! learnt from my section serg aragon... really tts his name... he was best rec from ninja com sia! best sispec somemore! n SOC timing 7 mins!!! WTF!!! den i helped ouot in armskote... record time of 2:21 sending arms sia!!! still unbeated till now!!! lol

13th day... sprained my calf... zzz n had footdrill somemore... must endure! OCS HERE I COME!!! lol try la... yup n had my 1st swimming lesson... did aqua jog... so fun but damn tiring...

14th day... IMT session 1!!! aka arcade shooting! lol onli did 25m did foxhole position n prone position... 3.1cm, 4.8cm, 3.2cm and 2.8cm gor grouping! (2 fox 2 prone respectively) not bad sia 1st time... den had rifle technical handling test... in FBO (full battle order: bra, helmet, long 4 aka the camo uniform n boots)... i stripped it in 18sec!!! platoon fastest!!! WOOHOO!!! n prolly company fastest too! lol n my 1st time loading magazine 30 rounds within 1min sia... managed to pass it too! woohoo! all my section mates think im like a undercover terrorist sia... cos my weapon handling is like damn pro... i even beat the 2 ncc ppl in my section sia! lalala

15th day! BOOK OUT BOOK OUT DAY! YEAH! but 1st went for IMT 2! did all foxhole pos... 2X 25m, 4X 100m i got 2.2cm, 3.1cm den 10.7cm, 10.0cm, 8.4cm & 8.4cm n all headshot the canadian bull sia! LOL sharpshooter! yea! den serg fucked us for singing the bookout song... goes like this: today is out bookout day! bookout bookout! today is our bookout day! bookout bookout day hey! no more reveille, no more bmt, no more sergent fucking me bookout bookout day yay! ahahaha so he made us march detour back to company... asshole... but what the fuck... yea so i went for a massage after bookout sia... my dad arranged one... TKS DAD! yea n i weighed in at 78kg... now im 74!!! wtf! with such slack training!!! omg... even my mom said my face so shagged... lost alot of weight... almost cant recognise me when pickin me up wor... lol yea n funny thing in the morn the radio played michael buble's home again! perfect timing! LOL

ps sorry for all the abusive language sia... go into ns use foul words one... eg fuck n cb are the most used ones... lol