Friday, July 21, 2006

FIELD CAMP!!!

WOOHOO!!! i survived 7 days of field camp!!! hahaha n now im 70kg!!! hahaha n now im up to 5 pullups outta nowhere too!! lol so yeah field camp was really fun... took lotsa pics too! hahaha but havent got them from my buddy... prolly i'll post it up when i get them... lol

1st day
route march with FBO 6.6k to permatang... damn heavy... at least 25kg sia... den reached camp site... set up barsha plus dig drainage... fucking shagged... den had lunch field rations... the pasta was ok la... den had lecture... den cat 1!! haha slack in barsha... :D lecture again den dinner n powder bath... den slp in barsha wif 3 ppl... damn crammed... by rite should be 2 ppl per barsha plus 2 rifles, 2 field packs n 2 sbo... so now its 3 ppl, 3 rifles, 3 field packs n 3 sbos... damn crammed la...

day 2
breakfast... i found a can of tuna... yes tuna! in my pack... lol tuna never tasted this good... lol... den more lectures, n practicals on wad we learnt... so we learnt with our section... with our seccom serg aragon... omg... it was HELL! super super shagged... n leopard crawl upslope 40m sia... omfg... n the rest of the coy were slacking... they onli trained 2 hrs... we trained for 5hrs... nowonder nobody was in sight... all slacking in camp... kns... den had stand 2... almost fell asleep... lol den ghost walk at nite... saw lotsa fireflies...

day 3
stand 2 again... we actually had to brush teeth! hahaha but never again after that... lol den lecture, went to have a shit in the field... lol quite an experience esp cos the flies are like HUGE!!! n some mofo never cover up his shit... n there was like 50+ flies on that pile of shit man... hahaha nvm den RAIN!!! ZZZZZ learnt tt our barsha was not good enuf to withstand the rain... so got drenched... morale super low... sianz... practiced the same stuff in the mud this time... sianz... but this time with blanks! haha so fun! n once again ran around the campsite... so shagged... dinner den powder bath... n took wierd pics of us all white with powder... like ju-on sia! LOL hahaha den this nite slp in daniel's barsha... but den chris came back from MO... sianz... again 3 ppl in barsha but this time round is 3 smaller sized ppl... unlike my other 2 buddies who r kinda big sized... lol n once again it rained AGAIN at 2am... slp with rifle held up to tighten the top so tt rain wont seep into the groundsheet... somehow managed to keep dry... :P

day 4
stand 2 in mud again... sianz... n its a "clean" set of uni oso lor... den rushed to break camp n fall in... walao... so chaotic... den wait around for tonner to fetch us to FIBUA village for technical break... thank god we have tonner to fetch us around... cos the normal bmt batch will have to route march with FBO to next camp site... not that far la... abt 10k +/- nia... around 10 mins via tonner... :P hahaha so reached FIBUA village den crammed 1 plt in 1 room... walao... look like refugee camp sia... so dark, dusty, humid, hot n stuffy!!! kns... den helped out in setting up cons wire in new campsite... quite fun too! lol den clean rifle... had fresh rations too! i never had a hot meal in 3 days... n somehow it tasted GOOD! lol den had a "bath" using 2 pails of water... in the open plus all the cameras taking pics of us nekkid~~~ lol den dunno wad happen to me... left my rifle un-attended... so kena kapoed by serg yy... kns... so malu... hahaha brain must be shuttin down le... n saw somethin wierd... not gonna say it here... haha den star gazed at nite... it was a wonderful sight... nothing like the sky back in sg... hahaha slp on concrete... something slightly better den the ground... lol

day 5
took a shit in the darkest (pitch black sia) and most smelliest toilet by far... u noe some nutcase shitted in the URINAL!!! YES THE URINAL!!! wtf... the worst toilet i ever been to is not in malaysia anymore sia... its in tekong! hahaha den packed FBO n marched to oil palms plantation... abt 500m away nia... lol den set up barsha TWICE!!! cos sergent not happy...lol den wait around for our turn for the test on wad we learnt the past few days... rained again... slack in barsha... watch ocs ppl play war games oso... den COA came by... hahaha so many stars wor! on his shoulder tt is... ahaha cooked maggi mee!!! OMG BEST THING EVER!!! hahaha warm food with enough salt to make u have hypernatremia hahahaha den powder bath... wore back same uni as yest... :P just wait... i wore it for 4 days straight... :P hahaha den had guard duty... nothing much la... just saw ocs ppl play wargames again at nite... cos there was a low flare... very nice... orange light... haha must be a trap den they fell for it... lol

day 6
break barsha den did our test... too easy... hahaha cos sergent aragon training was way way tougher than this... lol he was best PT in sispec did u noe? shot LOTSA LOTSA blanks!!! hahaha soooo fun! lol yea so den helped keep up the cons wire... den had the best tonner ride by far! hahaha cos i sat in the front... SHIOK! hahaha esp the bridge part... SO COOL! hahaha n the driver was like colin mcrae sia... lol hahaha den had fresh rations again... shiok sia... den started digging our graves aka shellscrape... lol damn shagged cos must dig with helmet, SBO and rifle sia... kns... somemore must put on camo sia! WTF!!! bluddy shagged but got it done quite fast... just abt 3 hrs or so ba... dig with a ET stick... lemme explain wat that is... its a mini chunk-coal (is tt the rite spelling? ahaha who cares!) yea its like onli a 30cm long stick or so... try digging something that must be so deep that u lie inside prone position n ur ass does not stick up den ur whole body must be straight plus wide enuf for ur rifle to be by ur side... n ur field pack goes behind ur foot... n it must be even deeper such that the top of the field pack is level with your foot during prone position... aiya! its just fucking deep and fucking tiring to dig la! kns... so yeah i dug it quite fast... so den i started on the fire trench... which is even worse! but this time have shovel n a real chunk-coal... but must dig so deep... the chest height of the tallest person in the section... 1.86m... bluddy hell... n abt 2.5m long n 1m wide... FUCKING SHAGGED!!! den had dinner fresh rations again... thank god... n the sky was BEAUTIFUL! just lie there on the grass patch n star gazed... n my fren taught us some of the stars n stuff... hahaha beautiful beautiful... with the cresent moon too! yes... such a sight... onli to be seen in tekong... :D lol yup den slp in our graves tt we dug... quite comfy actually... slp so soundly till next day lol not much insects buggin me cos i used lotsa insect repellant... :P but cant slp with shirt unbuttoned unlike previous nites... :P shhhhh! hahaha

day 7
FINALLY!!! hahaha last day!!! hahaha filled up the grave n fire trench... in 15 mins!!! WTF!!! 5hrs to dig n 15 mins to cover up... SUCKS SIA! hahaha but who cares! lol waited for tonner again... :P this time each section had a tonner for ourselves! hahaha but onli for plt 2... hehe great ride again... cos most of the tonner rides r crammed like a can of sardines... ahahahaha so now onli 11 of us in a tonner... shiok! went to BIC grounds... leopard crawl in sand and stones abt 100m+ sometimes have to back crawl... n theres a GPMG (general purpose machine gun) shooting over ur head... nothing much just lotsa sand in my pants n shirt that ive been wearing for 4 days and underwear... for 2 days... wahahaha den RM 2k back to coy line!!! i couldnt be happier! hahaha nothing can express the joy at that moment of time... finishing all 7 days of field camp... n the RM was like nothing! hahaha the SBO n rifle feels like a part of me already... cos the whole time u gotta wear the SBO, rifle n helmet all around... rifle being the most important of course... tts y they call it ur wife in ns... hahaha back at coy line... cleaned rifle till i almost went mad sia... hahaha somehow its still kinda dirty... cos the blanks have more carbon than live rounds somehow... kns... i shouldnt have shot so many rounds tt day... -_- den had the best shit and bath by far! hahaha packed up everything n BOOKOUT!!! hahaha washed laundry n found a wierd looking thing in one of them... a green looking millipede with huge fangs... wonder where did it come from sia... :S ahahaha!

yep so several things i learn/aquired in field camp...
1. night vision cos its so dark n u r not supposed to use ur torchlight...
2. sleeping in almost any position and anywhere... cos there was like a root on my back n ass for the 1st 2 nites...
3. humans eat warm edible food but u dun need to wash ur hands b4 eating... well tt applies to me la... hahaha
4. humans need showers... or at least a face wash (but u can forgo the brushing teeth part)... something we cant really do... cos our camo is on most of the time n its friggin hard to get rid of... so now my skin is like wierd... n lotsa ppl got heat rash... luckily i dun think i got... no foot rot oso... phew! hahaha
5. the SAF powder is good shit man! hahaha it kept me dry even thou i was hot like hell n running all over the place... not that good in a sense cos im supposed to sweat n let it evaporate to lower my temp... but must drink lotsa lotsa water man...
6. shitting in the open is a great experience... but i wouldnt do it again... hahaha
7. ur mouth is a very useful mixing tool for powdered drinks like milo, pokari sweat n lipton ice lemon tea etc... hahaha just pour some power in ur mouth, drink some water n mix n voila! a nice drink in ur mouth...
8. moving around in wet/2 days old underwear is not that bad if u powder ur balls well enough to make a smoke grenade...
9. use the insect repellant in large amounts... so buy more! n dun be so garang n unbutton ur shirt like me... luckily i got bitten by nothing... i hope...
n lastly 10. ziplock bags can sqeeze much much more than they actually look... n the field pack as well... its just how u fit it in... or squeeze...

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