OIL HIKE

walao... friggin petrol prices just increased by another 5 cents... wtf... damned oil hike la... like whats causing the oil prices to go up so much... supply & demand not balanced or something... and who is using like a quarter of the world's daily usage of oil? the Americans... hmmm i wonder y? prolly cos the head of the state has a single digit IQ? hahaha i still remember reading a quote of him saying how to reduce the oil prices was to dig more offshore wells in Alaska... wtf man... he must be nuts or something... the wildlife there n all the experimentalist will go after his head la! hahaha more funny quote was from the British PM saying to build 1000 nuclear power stations... wahahaha pro la he... n the UN here is trying to shut down North Korea and Iran for having nuclear programs... haha we should just reclaim an island and build all the nuclear power plants there for the world rite? hahaha wa i bet the fishes in the surrounding waters will become like mutated... skully can find ninja turtles for real le... hahahaha but ya he did mention the need to invest in alternative power... which i agree as well la... get everyone in the prison to cycle and power up the dynamos la... hahaha cool sia...

oh wells... my take is to cut down the US usage of 20+ million barrels of oil... china only uses 7+million barrels lo... like wtf... prolly cos china uses bicycles that doesnt guzzle up oil like the HUGE US cars... seriously if the US were looking at things from a different perspective, they would firstly cut the production of cars of more than 3000cc and above. why? cos smaller cc cars have much much better fuel consumption... like DUH... obvious that ford n general motors make mustangs la, hummers la... wtf... these are elephants drinking oil on the road lo... next they should also promote the use of public transport cos they are much more fuel efficient per passenger per mile. lastly they should stop poking their noses at other ppl's problems... its like ur house is in a mess, prolly on fire, yet u still go over to ur neighbour n lecture him on his messy garden. fix ur own probs den go do other ppl's shit... unless u wanna be like hitler and how he blamed external factors on his internal problems... hahaha then we'll have WW III lo!

hahaha oh wells guess im damn bored la... been reading the papers longer than usual these few weeks compared to NS days... now i can really say that NS is where u turn into a dumb fuck... hahaha

SOLDIER OR CIVILIAN?

here's a little something i found quite interesting... NSFs and NSmen are free to comment... haha

Here's a little list of things of how you know your life has indeed began to militarise.

- You begin to pack wet or dirty clothes into medium sized zip-lock bags when you are at the beach.

- When you go to your neighbourhood gym, you start to do the SAF warm up exercises.

- You start using black tape to seal your tin of buttered cookies or anything else.

- You stop using clear tape. Because you believe in the ultimate power of black tape.

- You use the jack knife for cutting almost everything.

- You buy most of your stuff from beach road especially stall 133.

- You realise that beach road food centre is the place where ass holes to show off their hot girlfriends.

- You forgot what a knife is. You have already master the art of the fork and spoon. And even instinctively uses a fork and spoon only to eat your steak while in jack's places.

- You start to eat relatively faster than before entering the army.

- You forgot about the availability of buses and began walking from marina centre to plaza singapura without a tiny bit of sweat.

- You stop buying new clothes. Except strictly only just before chinese new year.

- You can't read the street directory or any map without a compass.

- You began waking up at 5:30am sharp everyday even on your own bed and without an alarm clock.

- You bring the amazing art of area cleaning to your own home.

- The displaying photos in their frame inside your room has changed to become photographs of you in military fatigues.

- You start using military gear when going out to orchard road.

Fulfill any 5 of the above and you know that your mind has been militarised by army.

ORD DINNER!

so yesterday i went swimming with chee han n rusty at jurong east swimming complex around 4+... forgot to bring my goggles n so i was swimming 10 laps with my head popped up above the water... now its giving me a back ache... :S yeah anyways saw a few chio bus too sia... even one couple making out in the pool... free show!!! ahahaha yeah n now i also know y the pool is so salty... nb... like sea water lo... ahahahaha so after that we drove to IMM and snacked there before going over to Chevrons for dinner at the chinese restaurant... so yeah it was like an ala carte buffet... so we just whacked everything... hahaha damn full sia... so after the dinner, all the posting out personnel, ORD personnel and the node commander and node warrant were presented with some gifts

jin rong with his brokeback mountain pic we photoshop with gordon... haha

siew rong the new OVL MSK boat commander... dun think she can swim thou... haha

N31 node commander rusty n node warrant ross(y) hahaha dumb fuck PC ah~...

N32 BEST NODE!!! REDCON 1 BABY! haha MY NODE! slackest node too! and i tot the node warrant flag was also for me... haha anyways node commander Jun Yi and node warrant jin rong

N37 node commander MOK ~eleleleleelele~ and alex MO CHAN... hahaha the crappiest node... esp mok... bad guy... hahaha the shirt la...

and finally N38 node commander kim chee ham... oops i mean lim chee han... typo la... laptop keyboard u noe... hahaha and node warrant Jason Low low low low low low low low the strictest node around sia... hahahaha

so after dinner i drove back home cos i forgot to bring out my keys... and it was getting quite late too... so anyways i had a great time seeing familiar faces again... oh wells... till next time we meet then! oh yeah n to my understudies... ORD-ED LOH!!! hahahaha ur turn will NOT COME SO SOON!!! WAHAHAHA!!!

HAPPY 4 MONTHS ANNIVERSARY DARLING!

just wanna start by saying happy 4 months darling! yeah so i went over to her place and we went to CGH for a checkup... after that we went to city hall and had lunch at the soup spoon... after that we went to the IT fair again cos i wanted to get a laptop stand but damn its ex even though its the IT fair... sim lim is so much cheaper... anyways so after that we went to taka and had dinner at pasta cafe... then after that we had gelato and then she bought royce chocolates for my parents... thanks darling... they taste great! haha yeah so after that we went back to my place and played with my new baby! hahaha so we watched zohan online... quite funny i must say... yeah so after that i drove her home...

darling trying to look emo... haha

say cheese!

the silver bracelet i got darling in taiwan...

so anyways recently theres been deaths in the SAF... the only reason i can think of and not pointing any fingers to the training and safety aspect is the damn bloody piece of junk LBV... short for load bearing vest... its friggin heavier than the SBO and much much hotter cos the whole design is meant for urban warfare... and what are we training in? jungle warfare... pure stupidity... wats wrong with the SBO? its perfectly fine i must say... cleaning up the 2 straps after crawling in the mud is much easier and simpler than scrubbing 2 whole pieces of fabric... seriously, i think they need to re-kit the new soldiers with the old SBO for jungle warfare and the new LBV for urban ops...

lastly just wanna say to those ppl who sneer at LG laptops... seriously do ur research before laughing... the com is assembled in the asus factory in china... and the lcd is way better than other laptops... just that LG is very new to the laptop market... just look at dell and asus... they also were quite new and had their own fair share of probs... whereas noobs pay extra money for branding when the com is also assembled in the same factory in china... so dun be too quick to judge thats all i can say... hahaha sounds like i took a line off the movie "accepted" lol which is super cool and funny... just imagnine a collage without teachers where the students teach themselves what they want to learn... hahaha way cool... skateboarding degree... slacking and doing nothing degree... hahaha awesome!

MY NEW BABY!!!

yesterday i went to ubi cdc to replace my photocard licence cos there was some human error in the card... so once again i gotta wait another 3 weeks for my licence... haha but the replacing was to be done at the ubi traffic police centre... which was like a 10mins walk away... nb... walk so far... wait so long... -_- causing me to miss my lunch date with darling... so anyways i went down to city hall and met up with chee han and rusty and headed to the PC show... man the crowd was a killer... so many ppl on the first day... went around looking at several laptops which i had in mind already... kns... that rusty noes nuts sia... damn malu to be with him sia... like mountain turtle u noe... hahahaha yeah so anyways they left at around 4 so i went to meet up with my biatch marc who happened to be shopping for a lappy too! hahaha so we sat down and weighed our options... i was going for something light and at least 13.3" screen... he was going for the bigger the better... so he ended up buying an acer 16" weighing 4kg without all the adapters etc... hahaha crazy bugger... so i was waiting for my dad to get his lobang for an LG lappy which i set my sights on... so we had a drink at starbucks then walked back and met up with darling... and the lappy that i wanted had an additional $100 off! so i ended up paying $1799 for my newest baby! hahaha just lemme brag abt the specs k? ahaha



Model : E300 C3H3A3

Processor

Intel® Core™2 Duo Processor T8300 (2.4GHz)

Operating System

GenuineWindows Vista® Home Premium

Chipset

Mobile Intel® 965GM EXPRESS

Memory

4GB DDR2 RAM (667MHz)

Display

LCD

13.3 inch WXGA+(1280x800),*Fine Bright Technology

Graphic

ATI Express 1250 (Up to 896MB)

HDD

200GB (SATA)

ODD

DVD Super Multi Dual Layer (DVD-R/RW, +R/RW, RAM)

Communications

Wireless

Azurewave 802.11b/g

Modem

56kbps Modem

LAN

10/100MB Ethernet

Bluetooth

*Yes (Bluetooth v2.0+EDR)

Security

HDD Security

Webcam

*Yes (1.3 Mega Pixel)

Input Device

Keyboard

84 Keys

Pointing Device

Touchpad with Scroll Function

Expansion Slot

Multimedia Card

5-in-1 (XD/SD/MMC/MS/MS Pro)

PC card slot

ExpressCard/34

Audio

24bit High Definition

Input/Ouput Port

3*USB, VGA, HDMI, RJ45, Mic-in, Headphone, DC In

Battery

6Cell(Li-Ion)

AC Adapter

65W

Software

Pre-installed

Battery Miser, On Screen Display, LG Magnifier,LG SmartCam, LG Intelligent Update, LG Fan Mode Tile, LG Touchpad Tile, LG Smart Indicator

CD/DVD Titles

CyberLink Power2Go, Recovery Center, LG Intelligent Update (Norton Anti-Virus, Drivers, Applications, Easy Manual and Easy trouble shooting Guide)

Dimensions (WxDxH)

309 x 228.5 x 35.3~37.1 mm

Weight

2.04Kg(1.89Kg with weight saver)

Free Gifts worth $555

External 250GB HDD 2.5"
Deluxe carrying case
Optical mouse
2 years extended warranty


hahaha with all that, who cannot be happier! hahaha yeah so after buying my lappy we went over to marina square to have dinner at kenny rodgers cos darling had corn cravings... hahaha and we ordered 2 different snapple flavours and the bottlecaps were the same! like what are the odds of that huh?



hahaha yeah so after dinner we cabbed home so that i could charge up my new baby... darling dun get jealous over a non-living thing k? i love u... hahaha yeah so after that my dad came back and i fetched darling back home... then it was home sweet home but i had to do lots n lots of stuff for my baby... install this n that la... etc... hahaha n just when 1 great news arrive, a bad one arrives too... my other baby, my psp has a dead pixel!!!! ARGH!!!! wtf man... i like just changed it less than a month ago and now kena dead pixel... fuck fuck fuck!!!!

ORD LOH!!!

ORD LOH!!! officially that is... finally its my turn to say it... haha but i've gotten back my PINK IC since friday... haha yeah so the whole week has been clearing leave ever since coming back from taiwan... driving alot and slacking even more... yup yup so cant rmb much of the week... but i'll start off on last fri after darling finished her 2nd last paper... drove down to expo and picked her up for dinner... so we drove to old airport rd food centre cos darling's got waffle fondue cravings... haha yup so after dinner we drove down east coast down to marina pier and enjoyed the view from the balcony where we saw the "DHL hot air balloon" which was actually the moon which was huge n yellow in colour... haha so after that we went back to the car and i gave her the white top and bracelet which i got for her in taiwan... haha then i sent her back home...

then on wed, darling finally finished her exams! haha so i drove down to expo to pick her up around 6-ish and we went to waraku east coast for dinner... then we strolled down east coast for awhile before driving to island creamery for ice cream! hahaha another one of darling's cravings... haha yeah n we had like 3 scoops of ice cream... the first double scoop of apple pie n blackforrest wasnt enough to ease the cravings so we had to get another scoop of mango... haha yup so after that we drove back to my place n hanged out for awhile before sending her back home cos sadly... darling had to start work the next day... :(

then on fri, i drove the car back to camp... dumped all my stuff in the boot and went around getting signatures so that i can get my clearance form done before getting my PINK IC! but bloody hell when i got all the signatures and paperwork done, the ppl were having lunch break... n i had to come back after 1pm... but my dad needs the car back home at 1pm... fuck... so i had to drive back home then my dad drove back to the office and dropped me off in camp so that i could collect back my PINK IC... yaya i noe its very pink la... haha pink pink pink! no more GREEN! hahaha yeah so after that, i went to jurong point with the 3 other ORD personnel... haha marc, bear and melvin... thou marc haven't gotten back his IC cos he hasnt done SOC... huh wait... wat is SOC? dunno sia... haha ORD LOH! yeah i didnt even bother going into the intranet n email to sent the so called ORD email... which would have been one with lotsa shit in it and would probably get me into trouble... but its water under the bridge for me... even CO congratulated me and told me that i had alot of potential and wished me all the best in the future... haha yeah anyways, we went to JP for lunch before dad picked me up and drove home... then we went to marina square and had dinner at MOF... just as we were going to leave, darling came from work and joined us for awhile... then my parents went for a concert at the esplanade and my bro n sis went to watch indiana jones and me n lo po zai went window shopping... haha after awhile, we went to coffee club and had dinner there... which was very cold... cos both of us were cracking lame jokes... hahaha yeah so after that we went to watch indiana jones... haha yeah well i think it was ok though the crystal skull was kinda corny... oh wells... after the show, we had to hunt for a taxi... omg... n when we got one, the uncle was super lame la... alot of one liners from him for the whole journey home... haha yeah oh wells its just another cold n lame nite... lol yup then after that i drove darling home cos its easier n cheaper that way... haha

sat met up with darling at orchard... went to wisma and had lunch before doing some window shopping as well as looking for a birthday gift for her friend's 21st later tonight.... ended up buying oui by lancome... then after that we had to part cos she was meeting her friends and my dad was coming to pick me up for dinner... yeah so we went to our usual jap restaurant haunt and had sashimi as per normal just that this time we tried salmon belly! hmmm i would say its better that ur normal salmon slices cos its got much more fat and softer i think... yeah then after dinner, we drove back home where i waited to see if darling was going to meet up again after her friend's birthday at pasir ris chalet or not... but she left really late so ended up not going out lo...

sun went swimming at the former NIE place... forgot wats the actual name... haha anyways we tot we had to pay today but apparently it was free entry for today only cos its family day! haha yeah so we swam for about an hour before we went to marina sq for lunch at hong kong cafe... did some window shopping before having dinner at ikea... then drove to NTUC for some grocery shopping and i got ingredients for a CHEESE CAKE!!! woohoo! hope i remember the recipe... lolx... haiz... anyways today darling was doing the laundry n the white top that i got her turned into a pink top cos she washed a red top with it and the colour ran... kinda disappointed cos i havent even seen her in the top before and now its a different colour... and that she wasnt careful enough with stuff like that... oh wells... just tot gals would noe how to do laundry better than guys...