here's a little something i found quite interesting... NSFs and NSmen are free to comment... haha
Here's a little list of things of how you know your life has indeed began to militarise.
- You begin to pack wet or dirty clothes into medium sized zip-lock bags when you are at the beach.
- When you go to your neighbourhood gym, you start to do the SAF warm up exercises.
- You start using black tape to seal your tin of buttered cookies or anything else.
- You stop using clear tape. Because you believe in the ultimate power of black tape.
- You use the jack knife for cutting almost everything.
- You buy most of your stuff from beach road especially stall 133.
- You realise that beach road food centre is the place where ass holes to show off their hot girlfriends.
- You forgot what a knife is. You have already master the art of the fork and spoon. And even instinctively uses a fork and spoon only to eat your steak while in jack's places.
- You start to eat relatively faster than before entering the army.
- You forgot about the availability of buses and began walking from marina centre to plaza singapura without a tiny bit of sweat.
- You stop buying new clothes. Except strictly only just before chinese new year.
- You can't read the street directory or any map without a compass.
- You began waking up at 5:30am sharp everyday even on your own bed and without an alarm clock.
- You bring the amazing art of area cleaning to your own home.
- The displaying photos in their frame inside your room has changed to become photographs of you in military fatigues.
- You start using military gear when going out to orchard road.
Fulfill any 5 of the above and you know that your mind has been militarised by army.
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