Tuesday, June 24, 2008

SOLDIER OR CIVILIAN?

here's a little something i found quite interesting... NSFs and NSmen are free to comment... haha

Here's a little list of things of how you know your life has indeed began to militarise.

- You begin to pack wet or dirty clothes into medium sized zip-lock bags when you are at the beach.

- When you go to your neighbourhood gym, you start to do the SAF warm up exercises.

- You start using black tape to seal your tin of buttered cookies or anything else.

- You stop using clear tape. Because you believe in the ultimate power of black tape.

- You use the jack knife for cutting almost everything.

- You buy most of your stuff from beach road especially stall 133.

- You realise that beach road food centre is the place where ass holes to show off their hot girlfriends.

- You forgot what a knife is. You have already master the art of the fork and spoon. And even instinctively uses a fork and spoon only to eat your steak while in jack's places.

- You start to eat relatively faster than before entering the army.

- You forgot about the availability of buses and began walking from marina centre to plaza singapura without a tiny bit of sweat.

- You stop buying new clothes. Except strictly only just before chinese new year.

- You can't read the street directory or any map without a compass.

- You began waking up at 5:30am sharp everyday even on your own bed and without an alarm clock.

- You bring the amazing art of area cleaning to your own home.

- The displaying photos in their frame inside your room has changed to become photographs of you in military fatigues.

- You start using military gear when going out to orchard road.

Fulfill any 5 of the above and you know that your mind has been militarised by army.

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